Agent Cooper loves coffee

trinandtonic:

blastortoise:

white people: mike brown robbed that store!

Lawyer: no he didn’t

Store owners: nope

Eye witnesses: nah

white people:

white people: MIKE BROWN ROBBED THAT STORE

people who are paying attention: hey hey did you know that robbing a store is not actually grounds for an extrajudicial execution anyway

While I’m very prepared for my second class today, in my first class we’re taking a reading test over the first chapter of the book nobody has yet and everyone is probably waiting on financial aid to buy. Also I’m sure I’ll have to use the click that I can’t buy right now because I have FOUR DOLLARS IN MY ACCOUNT UNTIL THIS AFTERNOON.

This professor seems nice enough in the sense that she’s “fun” and used to be a pre-k teacher and loves her grandkids, but she does not give a shit about whether or not you’re financial or any other sort of able.

ladymusouka:

wakaflaquita:

postapocalypticfag:

wakaflaquita:

postapocalypticfag:

snoberry:

wakaflaquita:

they both just turned 56

I’m not saying anything but I’m just saying

So what you’re saying is people age different? I would never have guessed

Don’t you love how they pick a hq pic for one and then a closeup shitty little photo for the other?

lol y’all sound maaaad

Well I was kinda grumpy but then I realised I don’t care much for Madonna, not sure who the other is. So I ate some chocolate and I’m okay now.

did you just say you don’t know who angela bassett is

meryylstreep:

This is such an important yet underrated scene.

yahning-cat:

eyebrows

yahning-cat:

eyebrows

leslie-knopes:

parks and rec + text posts (part 2)

swedishpapa:

50c:

Where’s drake

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