| Server: | Hello! What can I get you to drink? |
| Me: | Cherry mustard sauce. |
| Server: | ...Um...I...I don't think we can do-- |
| Me: | Cherry mustard sauce, and can I get some cherry mustard sauce for the appetizer? |
| Server: | Ma'am, we can bring you some with your food but you have to or-- |
| Me: | And can I get a side of cherry mustard sauce with that? |
| Server: | Ma'am-- |
| Me: | Cherry. Mustard. Sauce. |
