Y-E-N-I-A-L, BLAST OFF!
I like things that make you tick, make you think, sharpen your wit, and force you to use those analytically and comprehensive reading skills you've been trained to use. I like wasting time and brain power on mind-numbing nonsense, and hours in front of screens.
Hi, I'm Lainey and I post and reblog shit that I geek-out over frequently. I also try to keep a steady documentation of my life, my obnoxiously adorable relationship, and the things I cook and eat.
I look something like this.
Please leave any complaints, opinions, or casual conversation here
But that perfume……….. I want to drink it, I want it in my eyes.
This is my best friend Ally and she’s made of quality and glitter.
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I don’t think I could ever be vegan or vegetarian. Like, there are few things more beautiful to me than a fresh medium-rare steak.
Victoria.
We’re discussing food. I respect her for this.
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“Did you know that if you were to survive on only a diet of blood you would have to drink your weight in blood each day in order to live.”
Thank you, Paul, I will now start my new life as a vampire with this useful information.
+- Prof: During the Civil War we came up with something called "the green back." That's what's in your wallets now, by the way.
- Me: [takes out wallet and pulls out a ten pound note] Uhm.
- Christy: :| no.
I started watching this French movie, and I was like ‘YAY! FRENCH PEOPLE!’ But then I quit watching it because it turned out to sort of be a porno…
A friend who wishes to not be named.
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“You’re so adorable, bro. :)”
-Texts from my boyfriend that make me laugh and blush at the same time.
+- Lainey: Why isn't it illegal for Ryan Reynolds to wear a shirt?
- Me: Because laws want us to be unhappy?
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